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Machina
Cesar Torres
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Machina
Category: Productivity
Released: October 3, 2015
Seller: LionDen Software, 2015
LionDen Software
5.0 MB
$0.99 BUY APP
APPLICATION DESCRIPTION
Meet Machina, the revolutionary app for the iPhone, iGlass, iMist and iPod Touch (versions 6.0 and 7.0), the portable version of the popular software package Deus Ex Machina. All the power of modern prophecy and dream interpretation are now available in the palm of your hand. Simply speak your recollections of your dream out loud into the device, and Machina will immediately capture the soul exhalations and spiritual nuances, processing your dream data within seconds. Machina is backward- and forward-compatible, allowing you to interpret dreams about the past and those that forecast events that are yet to come. Whenever Machina can gather enough detail, it renders a Quicktime version of your dream to watch and review. If you’ve ever need to keep omens handy and accessible, you’ve found the right app.
FEATURES:
- Your own individual road map showing you mappings of your dreams, and where on the timeline of your life their prophecies materialize (99% accuracy).
- Customizable interfaces with multiple faith support: Christian, Judaic, Islamic, Buddhist, Wiccan, Universalist, Pagan and Non-denominational.
- Instant shareability of dream interpretation and prophecy onto Facebook and other social channels.
- “Disperse” function to eject your omen into the spiritual ether (despite recent controversies over this feature, we have brough it back. You may disable in the preferences panel).
- Special adult-only mode for dreams of a sexual nature is available. (Parental controls available in Settings).
- Full synchronization with iWork documents and Google Docs.
- Dream interpretations can be exported as spoken word, word processing documents or abstract photographs of the human dream brain.
Languages: English, Spanish, French, Japanese, Aramaic, Hebrew, Chinese, Arabic, Greek.
Note: Machina does not support the interpretation of nightmares. The system will save recordings of nightmares but not process the data. Consult your physician if you are experiencing any difficulties breathing, loss of vision, or excessive bleeding. Machina is not supported inside places of worship; Damage may occur to your device if you run the app while inside a temple or church. LionDen is not responsible for broken equipment or data loss. Use at your own risk.
CUSTOMER REVIEWS
144 Reviews
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★★★
“I may as well sleep around for a while now — Machina said my dream of a human heart filled with worms means that I will find true love and marry during an international trip on the eve of my 27th birthday. With three years left to go, I know I can safely rely on one night stands to satisfy my needs for now.”
★
“I doubt this app works. I keep dreaming that the human race is collectively dreaming, building a city made of reeds and insect legs, like Tokyo if Cronenberg built it. The fucking app tells me there’s some sort of Dream Collector coming to claim human consciousness in about 200 years. Looks like a cross between a buffalo and a circus freak. Hell if I know what that means. I just wanted to know if I was going to win the lottery since I dreamt about so much green, you know?”
★★★★★
“I have been dreaming of a maze made of mirrors for as far back as I can remember. I am 72 now, and it wasn’t until I tried Machina that I realized that the maze is not leading toward the exit, but further into itself. As I’ve gotten older my agoraphobia has intensified, and in turn, the dream gets more intense. Toward the center of the labyrinth I hear the snorting and bellow of a Minotaur. Machina helped me understand the Minotaur will one day own me.”
★★
“I fucking hate Windoze. APPL4EVA”
★★★★
“Best app ever. I have dreamt of my grandmother’s death a couple of times in the past month. Machina said it meant good things were coming, and it’s true. Got a promotion and my wife told me she’s pregnant. Just as predicted. Get this app now. Gramma’s still kicking, too
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★★★
“I keep dreaming my wife is cheating on me. It’s so vivid that the line between waking and dreaming is fading. It’s like, every time she goes out with her girlfriends she comes back drunk and with her clothes all wrinkled, makeup streaked and she gets in the bed and doesn’t want to have anything to do with me. Oh wait.”
★★★★
“LOL just Jailbreak your iPhone and run the hacked version of Machina. I let it interpret my nightmares, and they totally came true. I put in my bad dream last Chistmas, and on New Years some of my college buddies died in a house fire. Totally saw it foretold in the Quicktime clips in Machina. Go out and get it, peace of mind.”
★★★
“I have dreamt so long about being a Victorian artistocrat that I have made my own life in real-time devoted to Victorian times. I wear the dresses, put on the wigs, even scrape my teeth with a stick. I’ve read every Jane Austen bio I can get my hands on. Yet, Machina told me my dream (in which I am Lady Edwards of Leeds), means only that I’ve been a carrier for vaginal warts since I was 19.”
★★★★
“How the hell does the app know if I’m having a nightmare or not? I keep dreaming about the sunniest, nicest days, and it’s exactly those dreams of blue skies that fill me with an inescapable dread, as if the ocean might rise in a deathly tidal wave or as if the sun itself might intensify its light and burn the planet to a glowing cinder. That “nice” dream of white clouds and blue skies is the most terrifying vision I have ever experienced in my life, and the app tells me it’s a positive dream. All I can think about is how dread consumes me when I wake from the dream. Someone please help me.”
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